1.) Your name? Ellie
noun: what you've done if you take a bunch of psyhchedelic drugs when you were already way too creative for your own good.

2.) Your age? 14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

3.) What should you be doing?Algebra
1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

4.) What's your favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


5.) Favorite place? Hawaii
Hawaii's a pretty cool place, if you like Asians and Quicksilver. It's funny, though, because basically everyone here is Japanese. Or at least part Japanese. Everyone is about 195701976 ethnicities, so there isn't much racial discrimination. Except against haoles. Which means white person. We're kind of backwards like that. In Hawaii, you gotta speak pidgen English.

6.) Last person you talked to? Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interest
(Aww.)

7.) What is one of your nicknames? Ell
1)n.-A joint,blunt,or doobie
2)adj.-a length used to describe rope

8) What city do you live in? Edina
A city in the southwest part of Minneapolis that has a reputation as being "Stuck-up, rich, and snobby." These stereotypes are somewhat outdated, however, as newer and just as wealthy suburbs have grown (Eden Prairie, Plymouth, Minnetonka).

Many people believe Edina to be a bubble, because of its large percentage of white inhabitants, also it is nearly self-serving, providing much of its own funds due to high taxes.

Also has reputation of having the best schools in Minnesota and one of the best public high schools in the country (Rated by US Magazine). Athletics is also very popular, as Edina has won more high school state championships than any other school.
(i hate edina) :{

What is your most recent deviation of? Me
Me: not you.

What is the last thing you watched? King Of The Hill
KOTH: A well-developed and cleverly written animated TV show by the brilliant Mike Judge. Not for kids with short attention spans and who need constant gag after gag, i.e. Family Guy.

KOTH is filled with subtle humor and biting satire, which are lost on some.

What are you wearing? Pajamas
pajamas: pajamas, or PJs for short, these are the clothes you wear to bed. They are often flannel and really comfy. Some silly girls wear them during the day because they think it's cool. Pajamas are generally fun to wear.

Who are your best friends? Ali, Sydney and Kasia
Ali: 1. Noun - a person who stands next to you and stares at you homo-erotically, making you very uncomfortable.
Sydney: the highest degree of absolute bad ass and/or righteous-ness.
Kasia: a polish lasse who is wise beyond her years and has large boobs (LMAO XD)

What stereotype do people stick you in? Scene or freak
scene: typical "scene" girl:

-choppy hair
-usually black
-septum ring
-has a myspace with pictures of her from crazy angles with a TUFF face on because shes so hardxcore
-goes to local shows all the time
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, is cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands because its just the way things are in the scene. dont ask them why all of them happen to find all of these things suddenly attractive, because they dont know themselves, its just what TOTALLY SCENExCORE people do.

usually theyre just obnoxious bitches who put on this "scener than thou" attitude and hate everyone else, kthxbai lol.
(scene kids are annoying xD)

Freak: 1.)A term that is a 'catch-all' for mainstream society to use to describe anyone who they may believe isn't mainstream. Such as mallgoths, punks, hardcore kids, emos, metalheads, goths and whatnot... pretty much used to describe anyone wearing black.

even worse are those who accept the term and call themselves a freak, such people are usually just mallgoth tools.

2.) A girl who is really kinky or will do every form of sexual act. She may either seem innocent at first, or she may downright proclaim it.

What's your favorite band? Of Montreal
An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.

What was the last thing you bought? Nike shoes and 2 striped shirts.
Nike: A brand of shoe that alot of people dislike because they are made in chinese sweatshops. Yet you see alot of chinese people wearing them on their feet anyways.

Stripped shirt: A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.

Where did you buy these things? Old Navy and DSW
Old Navy: A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.

DSW: "Dick Size War"

When two sides both say there's is better, bigger, faster, longer, harder, whatever than the other side's.

What was the last thing you ate/drank?: What you end up thinking you are, after taking a large dose of LSD.
Girl on LSD: Oh god, I'm gonna spill. HELP ME!

Guy: Oh man, you got you spilled self all over the floor. Stop tipping over.

Guy 2: Does that b**c* think she's orange juice?
(XDD)

Is there anything you want right now? Sleep and brownies
Sleep: is better than everything
Brownies:very fun but hard to make it all go well as planned but really fun if there is weed in it!

What are/is your favorite video game(s)? GTA san andreas, super mario bros, earthworm jim, crash bandicoot.

GTA: A game in the GTA series. Originaly a city in the first GTA game (based on San Fransisco) but has now become an entire state (based on Cali and some Nevada) consisting of three cities; Los Santos (LA), San Fierro (frisco) and Las Venturas (Vegas)and a whole lotta backlands. And as always with GTA, a killing fest that no-one should miss..

Super mario bros:

The greatest game of all time. Not an RPG (really poor game), like all current Mario Games, but instead a side-scroller. You pressed a button to jump and another to run + use your flower to make fire. Featured Mario & Luigi. I tried to stay as unbiased as possible, but no one (except for an idiot) can deny the greatness of Super Mario Bros.

Earthworm jim: Earthworm Jim! He's Such A Groovy Guy!
Earthworm Jim! He Rockets Through The Sky!

Crash bandicoot:
Legend Playstation character that made his debut in 1996 in the first of the Crash Bandicoot games. In late 1997 Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back was released and to me it is still by far of the best of the Crash Games. Crash 3, CTR (Crash Team Racing), and a few other later crash games came out on the original Playstation. More recently there has been 2 Crash games on the Playstation 2 but many argue these do not compare to the older games.